I was browsing a gay social networking site when I came across this headline. It said that one must be able to satisfy his partner in order to be truly happy in life.
What was that supposed to mean? I thought of sending this guy a message, or a really violent reaction to be exact, but hey, there had been a lot of similar hair-raising headlines before this one. So instead of being unproductive, I should take this time to collect some headlines that really blew me out of my senses.
“Guys, back off! I’ve been hurt too much already. Here’s my number 09***-***-****.” – I messaged this guy and pointed out that he is self-contradicting. He deleted his number afterward.
“No conversations to those with no face pictures, and I don’t have one. My body is enough.” – If his rule applies to him, no one should be sending him a message.
“Wanna have some fun? Just joking, I’m not that kind of person.” – Jokes are really half-meant.
“I’m in love with myself and I want to find guys who are willing to have sex with me.” – There are more narcissistic guys in there, but I have to say that this is the most blatant one.
“Just hanging out and looking for somebody hell worthy of a time to make life worth miserable.” – Just what is he trying to say?
“Hi, what we are doing? Bye.”- I don’t know, but it made me laugh.
“It’s not easy to be born a man but it’s too hard to live like a real man. Relationship is the greatest approdishock.” – Aphrodisiac, anyone?
“Surviving the mind field out there.” – He must have meant mine field. But if he really meant mind field, he must be a really stupid guy, perhaps a troglodyte from the early periods of the uncivilized society.
“Hi, this is ******* from Baguio City. I’m just here to gain friends. It’s a boring life, work and house only. For security reasons, I cannot post my pictures, but here’s my Friendster account: *****@*****.com.” – But he is willing to share more than pictures.
“Straight doing unstraight stuff.” – Then you are not straight.
“I am not here for sex, I am here for friends. Don’t bother me if your intention is to have sex because I am not interested. But I go for sex.” – So is he or is he not after sex?
“Hi! Anybody there? Allow access to recalcitrant verminous annelid, hippopotomonstrosesquidalean as well.” – He must have copied it from some trivia page.
“My thalamus dictates that I’m emotionally unstable but I’m happy that my hypothalamus releases natural opiates.” – A Nursing student who is trying to show that he is studying his lessons.
I would have to say that I edited these headlines to maintain the integrity of my blog. Anyway, what you say can really reflect the contents of your head. In journalism, the headline says it all. If you make a bad statement for yourself, then you are sure to make a laughing-stock out of yourself. This is not to say though that all the guys in that site are dumb. There are a few exceptions, and the rest are about banalities, picture exchange, and of course, sex.
So what am I doing there? I am still hoping to chat with someone really interesting and be a real exception.















