If you cannot control your body from cavorting itself every after 15 seconds or so just to be able to get that sleeping position that would lift your senses off to nowhere, stand up. Go to the kitchen and cook a pack of instant noodles. Fix yourself with a cup of coffee. Go back to your room holding the bowl of noodles and the cup of coffee with one hand while using the other hand to turn off the kitchen lights, open the bedroom door, and ward off any possible negative elements. Gobble up your noodles while scrambling for the new pirated DVDs that you just bought the other day and then immediately decide to watch the first one that gets on your grip.

Turn on the TV while pressing the volume down button. Watch a movie and suppress every noise that your elicited reactions are producing. You will then realize that while the credits are rolling and you are wondering how exactly the movie ended, the lonely light of the day is turning this one into an ironically dim one. Smoke. Shave. Go to shower. And start your daily routine.

Open your social networks. Play online games. Read emails. Chat. Work. Slack off. Work. Eat. Try to stay awake. Play more online games. Wait for the typhoon. Complain that the day is unusually hot. Work. Finish work. Eat. Turn the TV on. Wait for dinner. Try to stay awake. Control yourself from playing. Chat a bit. Blog.

Chances are, there is not enough energy left for you to type without incurring a lot of errors and to think of something substantial to share. Probably because your thoughts are warped by the image of an elephant giving birth and struggling to make her little baby breathe, step up, and start the new day ahead.